eisenarium

this is the section of my website dedicated to the things created by Jack Eisenmann.

conlangs

this is a list of things which have either been removed from JE's homepage, or were never listed there at all.

Asciiverse (no longer accessible): "A free browser based MMO consisting of cute round characters placing letters."
Boxile (no longer accessible): "Realistic box physics!"
Exitium 2: "A free browser based MMO consisting of flying robot characters making blocks. NOTE: This game is currently offline. Sorry!"
Flower Picking Simulator: "Try to collect as many flowers as you can."
Flowers Are Evil: "Shoot lasers at evil flowers."
Get Stars: "Self explanatory."
Legally Blind: "The player can see through a very narrow field of vision."
Maze Game: "A statement on modern society. Or something."
Paint Province (no longer accessible): "Paint as much area as you can."
Sisyphean Funtime: "Move the sand from one place to another." As a fun fact, this was featured on Vsauce3's "DONG" series, making it probably the least obscure obscure ostracod game.
Spike Warfare (no longer accessible): "Fight enemies and level up!"

3D Graphics: "A demonstration of my polygon drawing engine."
Game and Watch: "A game engine I developed based on the old fashioned Nintendo devices."
JPlayer Ostraphone: "Using the open source JPlayer plugin, I created this non-flash version of the Ostraphone. It works in any iOS browser."
JSlash: "A tool for creating animations. Not really finished"
Sphere Story: "Navigate a space of colorful spheres. Gravity will dynamically pull the player to the closest mass."
Voice Synthesizer: "A voice synthesizer I made with my own voice. Accepts English words, translates them into speech. Not 100% perfect. Works best in Chrome."

Exitium 1: "My first online game. It was an environment where users could freely create objects, explore the world, and battle. This version is no longer active."
Psychic Septagon: "An unfinished exploring game where the goal is to navigate down as far as possible."

Anti English: Essentially the intermediary stage in the evolution of Iqglic to Vötgil, after the vocabulary size was reduced but before the words were shortened to 3 letters.
Assembly: Jack Eisenmann's first attempt at a minimalistic language, with only 11 words. No proper documentation is available, other than its mention in the Sese documentation.
Moisant: One of two languages briefly mentioned in the Zese video of which nothing is known.
Printish: The other of the two languages briefly mentioned in the Zese video of which nothing is known.
Sese: The predecessor to Zese, with ~100 words and a far more minimal grammar.
Udret: Jack Eisenmann's oldest known conlang (although the document says there exist 2 older ones), from 2003. It is actually just an English relex (a one-to-one substitution of English words with little regard for grammar).
Verbosity: A language in which thoughts were meant to be communicated by drawing pictures (perhaps this is what the Sese document's paragraph on "picture languages" was referring to). It has only 6 words, which presumably act as instructions to move a pen around a canvas. Described in a Reddit post from JE but no documentation is available.
Zurafa: A minimalistic language with only 80 words, loosely based on Pegakibo.

Calculator Programs: "I have made tons of programs for the TI calculator. All of them were written in TI BASIC on my calculator."
Norf**k: "An extremely simple esoteric programming language. It isn't even Turing complete!"

Distant Lands (direct download): "Travel as far as possible."
Nontext: "A very simple text editor. Written in Python."
Ostracod Bread #001: "An experimental bread."
Perpetual Box: "So many boxes."
Stanbook: "A social media website for my dog."
Esperantanaso: Ostracod's really old Esperanto blog from 2006-07. And yes, this is presumably the origin of the "Esperantanaso" username.